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Blonde joke - cruise special? (Answers: 12) (Comments: 0)
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent says, "Yes, ma'am," grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her into a large inner tube, pulls her out the back door and downhill to the river bank, where he pushes her in and sends her floating down the river. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays down her money and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for awhile before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?" The second blond replies, "They didn't last year."
Erica B.: Blondes have more fun so why can't we joke about them?
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Best Cruise to take for 1st time cruise, special requirements if 1 of us has a passport from a foreign country (Answers: 2) (Comments: 0)
My husband and I are thinking about a cruise for our 5 year anniversary. Would like to know what would be best for late 20's couple, no kids yet. What ship, best place to go? Also are there special requirements if one of us is a u.s. citizen (has a u.s. passport) and the other is not but has appropiate documentation (i.e. home country passport and re-enterence documentation) Suggestions? Thanks!!
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